Its Saturday...Drews working....I'm bored!!

You have cheated on a test. - Yep, I cheated way to much in school, thats why I'm not so smart now! hhaah

You have lied to get out of school. - of course

You have plagiarized part or all of a paper. - nope don't think so

You have received detention.- I was in detention just about everyday when I attended TBPCA!

You have been suspended from school.- no don't think so

You have a tattoo.- Yes I do!

You have at least three tattoos.- no I don't

You have a homemade tattoo.- Heck no!

You plan on getting more tattoos in the future.- Yes I am!

You have given someone a tattoo.- no again!

You have something pierced.- Yes

You have something on your face pierced besides your ears.- nope

You have a tongue ring.- no I don't!

You have at least four piercings.- Yes I do

You have pierced something for someone. -Yep back in the day we were pretty stupid!

You have been called a pervert. - nah don't think so....

You have called yourself a pervert.- nope

You've told a dirty joke.- I'm sure I have

You've looked for a celebrity's naked pictures online.- nope I sure haven't

You've had to clear out your browser history because of what was in there. -nope

You have cursed in front of someone else. - Everyday!

You have used the f-word. - way to often!

You have used the c-word. - hmm probably.....oh yes I remember now hahah I have

You have cursed in front of your mother. -oops yes I have! lol

You have taught a young child how to curse. - not intentionally lmao

You have played truth or dare.-yep

You have played "doctor." - "no don't think I have" lol

You have played spin the bottle. -gosh I can't remember

You have played strip poker.- hell no! lol I'd lose and that would be HORRIBLE! Talk about hurting some eyes!

You have played naked Twister.- nope no naked Twister

You have had an alcoholic drink.- I sure have!

You have been drunk. -Yep!

You have gotten someone else drunk. -Well I didn't actually do it, but I poured the drinks yeah!

You have thrown up from drinking. - Nope I can hold my liquor lmao!

You have blacked out from drinking.-nope

You have flashed someone. - Only my hubby!

You have mooned someone. -yep!

You have gone skinny dipping.- more like chunky dunkin'!

You have streaked.- only in my house!

You have been to a nude beach.-nope

You have slapped someone.- Sure, I slap Andrew all the time!

You have punched someone. - Yep I sure have!

You have kicked someone. - Hmmm probably

You've beaten someone up enough to make them bleed. - nope

You've beaten someone up enough to send them to the hospital. - nope

You have lied about yourself online. - Only when I caught that dumbass girl up in the lies that baby B was her baby!! Crazy bitch!

You have lied about your gender online. Yep, see above! I pretended to be a guy lmao

You have picked someone up online. -nope

You have met someone online for a booty call. -eww no

You have harassed someone online. - nope

You have taken drugs. -hmm nah not really

You have had a "bad trip." -nope

You have tried marijuana. -tried it? lmao Yep!!

You have tried cocaine. -hell no!

You have tried heroin. - agian...hell no!

You have bought an adult magazine. -nope!

You have been to an adult bookstore. yep!

You have been to a strip club. -nope never!

You have stripped for someone. -hahahahahahah!

You have been to a swingers club. -nope!

You have worn a thong. - yes I have.........and to this day its still missing!! lmao

You have gone without underwear in public. -probably, but not in years!

You have left your underwear at someone else's house. -yep!!!

You own someone else's underwear. -well if you count my kids and my hubbys then yes I do! hhahah

You have worn dirty underwear. -gross!

You have gay friends. -I dunno....do I? lmao......I know of ppl that are gay and I have no problems with them so yeah I guess I do!

You have been to a gay bar. -no I haven't

You have considered being gay or bisexual.- nope never!

You have come out as gay or bisexual. -nope!!

You have had a same sex relationship. -agian NO!

You have been to an adult chat room. - no I haven't

You have participated in an adult chat room. -nope!

You have called an adult chat line. -nope again!

You have sent someone an obscene IM or email. - Yes I have! lol

You have made an obscene phone call. -hmm I guess so....or maybe he called me?

You have shoplifted something small. -YES! Very stupid stupid thing to do but I blame it on being in high school young and dumb! If I would have gotten caught my dad would have beat the shit outta me!! And it was like a $5 necklace at Debs in the mall! young and dumb!

You have shoplifted something worth more than twenty dollars. -nope read above!! I had the nerve to do it once and was ashamed that I did it that time so never ever did again!

You have shoplifted more than three times. nope!

You have stolen from a friend. -I didn't mean to! lol Jenn left her glitter lotion in my bag after her wedding and I still to this day have it with intentions of giving it back! lmao, yeah I think it might be time to toss it!

You have stolen from a relative. - read above!

You have had a lover. - I'm still married to my lover haha

You have had more than a few lovers. -nope I haven't

You have more than one lover right now. -nope! One is more than enough!!

You have had a one night stand. -nope!

You have had lovers who's names you don't remember. -nope!

You have wet your pants as an adult. -only sneezing while preg!! lmao

You have used your shower as a toilet. -ewwwww no!

You have not washed your hands after going to the bathroom.- Nope I have to wash my hands!

You have sharted. -LMAO! no I haven't actually!

You have worn an adult diaper. -nope never

You have overheard someone having sex. -not that I can think of!

You have walked in one someone having sex. -nope

You have walked in on your parents having sex. -eww no

Someone has walked on you having sex. -hahah only Megan I think!

Someone has overheard you having sex. -damn probably!

You have committed a crime. -sure....speeding, not wearing a seatbelt who hasn't done stuff like that. But nothing major

You have committed a felony. - nope

You have been arrested. - never

You have been convicted of a crime.- nope

You have spent a night in jail. -no never